Why do giraffes have long necks?
So they don't smell there stinky feet. (S.C., age 9)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot!! (Emily)
What is brown and sticky?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?
He had nobody to go with. (Justin, age 8)
There was a guy in jail; he had a bat and a ball. How did he get out?
Three strikes your out! (Blair, age 9)
Once there was a magic mirror, and when you told it a lie you would get sucked in.
Well, the brunnete said, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world." She got sucked in.
The red head said, "I think I have the best hair in the world." She got sucked in.
The blond said, "I think..." and she got sucked in! (Carol, 12)
What key doesn't fit in a key hole?
A monkey. (Katie, age 12)
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Brian, age 11)
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools. (Kia, age 10)
What dress you can't wear?
An address! (Kristine, age 10)
What's Snow White's brother's name?
Get the yolk? (Jenna, age 8)
Why did the scientist have a wet head?
'Cause he was having a brainstorm! (Jenna, age 8)
A teacher asked a boy, "Where's your homework?"
The boy says, "I made it into a paper plane and someone hi-jacked it." (From Samuel, age 11)
Why is Cindarella so bad at baseball?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9! [Syafiqah, age 9]
Who's the boss of the hankies?
The hankie chief! (Anna, age 9)
What did Snow White say while she was waiting for her pictures to develop?
Some day my prints will come! (Chloe, age 8)