Friday, 18 December 2009

Drinking is like Yoga...

OK... first of all, I don't drink. AT ALL. And the last I did some yoga was like ermmm... 2 years ago... Anyway, got this joke forwarded via email from one of my friend who's now working in India. (*Thanks Anvar!) Notice the similarities? :P

Savasana-Position of total relaxation.
Balasana-Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana-This position calms the brain and heals tired legs
Marjayasana-Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal comumn.
Halasana-Excellent for back pain and insomnia
Dolphin-Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms
Salambhasana-Great excersize to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms
Ananda Balasana-This position is great for massaging the hip area.
Pigeon-Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'..


5thsister said...

Thanks for my morning laugh!

Kelly at Home said...

LOL! I don't drink either (I've been nursing or pregnant with someone for years, haha) but I'd love an excuse to end up in one of those positions! Isn't being a tired mama reason enough? :o)

Cute post! Stopping by from SITS and wishing you a happy Christmas and great weekend!


Anonymous said...

This is too funny! Really good stuff. I especially like the Halasana-Excellent for back pain and insomnia. I'm still giggling over here.

Thanks for voting for me. I appreciate you!

Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

I never thought of it that way, but your right...very funny!

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi 5thsister!
You're welcome! :)

Hello to Kelly at Home,
Yup, being a mummy is tiring! Thanks for dropping by and merry Christmas to you as well!

Hi Midday!
I prefer the "Setu Bandha Sarvangasana" pose. Hilarious!

Hey Geezees Custom Canvas Art!
Glad you enjoyed the post! :)

Mandi said...

HAHAHA oh wow, that cracked me up! Fantastic.

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi Mandi!
Glad you enjoyed the post! Thanks for visiting! :)

Shell said...

That is too funny!

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Thanks Shell! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

Those are hilarious comparisons!

I just dropped by from SITS. Thanks for the laugh.

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Greetings to Sarah and the Gentlemen!

Thanks for stopping by and glad you enjoyed the post!

Mumzzy said...

Haha i like the first pix! sleep while on the way to work.

Clare said...

Thank you for the laugh. Happy Saturday sharefest!

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi Clare!

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest to you too! :)

Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

HILARIOUS! Almost pee in your pants, hilarious!

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi Triplets Plus Two Momma!
Glad you like it! Thanks for stopping by! :)

Kristin said...

Ah ha ha. I might have seen some of those positions in college. : )

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi Kristin!

Thanks for stopping by and hope you enjoyed the post! :)

Luschka said...

Lol. I love my weekly yoga class. This was funny. Thanks for sharing. (Stopping by from SITS)

I'm a full-time mummy... said...

Hi Lushka!

Glad you like the post & thx for visiting!

Crystal said...

lol. This cracks me up.


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